Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Bike Ride

I went on a bike ride yesterday and it was fun. I went south from my house along the capital crescent trail. Stopped along the Potomac for a bagel:




After that, I meandered through Georgetown for a bit crossing over rock creek park. I wasn't really sure where I was going but I saw a cool TV antenna:


I crossed the Dumbarton bridge, which sucks compared to the Duke Ellington Memorial bridge, except that it is guarded by four of these rather impressive gents:


I liked the moon:


Thats all folks.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ethics and Empathy

I've been struggling with this.

I would like to think of myself as a logical being, I would like to think I make the choices that I do based on a logical thought process with a minimum of emotional interference. A problem that I have with this is that a completely logical being is completely selfish. Any altruistic acts are inevitably designed to benefit the actor in the long term.

This troubles me.

The explanation, I assume, is that I am not a logical being. There must be enough sentiment in me that I am troubled by the consequences of completely logical action. This is nice, I guess.

But wait.

What are emotions? Where did they come from? If emotions are just a set of tools with which evolution has equipped us with to further our genes, then they too have a logical basis of action. We feel sad when others are hurt because most likely they were our kin or would have provided some evolutionary benefit to us. Our empathy serves an extremely logical purpose: the proliferation of the individuals' genetic material and that of their kin. These emotions are based in logic, but they do not always work in concert with each other or with the other logical systems of our minds.

Which brings me back to...

my logical self. Perhaps there were some things I was overlooking. I made the assumption earlier that a logical being would only be interested in its own survival. That simply isn't true. It might be that the root of logical morality is curiosity. I realize that as a human I can accomplish a finite number of things before I die. If my goal is experience the world to its fullest in my time on it, I must act unselfishly to facilitate others in achieving their goals, no matter how small, so that I and the rest of humanity can appreciate them.

It is possible and convenient when the emotional side syncs up with this process but care must be taken identify when it does not.

There is more to this, but I'm hungry.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Forecast

“Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning”

My grandpa always says that. Not the grandpa that lives on a boat though. When I see a red sky, I think of both of them.

mask on metro count: 3
swine-flu threat level: pale cornflower blue

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Wherein I talk about the subway some more.

I am sitting in the concrete tunnel. I like how the plants grow where the condensing water meets the eerie fluorescent glow from below.

There he is. He is waiting for the Glenmont bound red line train. It's Theodore Roosevelt. And, he has been shot. The stuffing of his red, weather-inappropriate parka is streaming out.

"It's okay," he says, "These saved me." He produces a shattered pair of spectacles from his left breast pocket. My face is blank with disbelief.

My train comes and Teddy is lost in the crowd.

There is an unwritten rule on the subway not dissimilar to a simplified concept of orbital sharing by electrons: when the train first begins to fill the (two person) benches are all initially taken by lone passengers. For the most part, riders do not begin to sit two to a seat until all the available seats have at least one occupant. The interesting part is that once this point has been reached, there is more initial resistance to seat sharing (activation energy, if you will) than there is later on when the majority of seats are shared, regardless of the fact that the seat seekers are just as in need of seats. It's as if people are resentful that they were picked first to sit next to.

I kind of like it when someone picks me to double-seat with. It makes me feel approachable.

I am thundering through the tunnel at a tremendous speed. The lights on the walls lining up perfectly with the star guitar in my head.

I am a goddamn cliche.

"Timothy." My meditation is broken.

"Timothy Lanik, your presence is requested on the roof of the train."

After a moment I make my way to the doors.

"Doors opening."

The wall, the concrete and cables, is streaming by a few feet out. It is a belt sander moving past the train at reckless speed.

I slowly clamber up the side of the car from the open door. Inside some of the passengers watch, but when I catch their glances they redirect them to the floor. I pull myself up onto the roof.

"Please stand back, doors closing."

Now the belt sander surrounds me on three sides. I hold my hands up like hooks above my head. They tear two parallel grooves into the belt. As the grooves deepen, my body is pulled up by capillary action, catapulted into the sky.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

BCI

I still can't purchase a comprehensive brain computer interface. I thought I was living in the future, dammit.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Fraud

Even though I'm selling you this computer, I don't really know anything about it.

I know next to nothing about windows 7 and have never had a copy of windows vista or 7 installed on my home computer (if I had to use windows all the time, I would be using windows 2000).The sum total of my hands-on windows 7 experience has been while showing it to customers just like you.

I don't know any more about this computer than you do. When I help you compare it to other computers, I am simply comparing the specs, which are printed on a little card situated directly in front of the display model. Any additional information I provide you with was obtained (mere seconds ago!) from google.

I have no idea if brand X is any better than brand Y. I have my suspicions that they are all exactly the same. I am, however, trying to get you to buy brand Y, just to see if I can. The next customer I have is going to be sold brand Z. I feel this gives the department some consistency, as if it were an evenly buttered piece of bread.

Printers are worse. Much worse. Please don't buy a printer from me. I am frantically making shit up.