Fraud

Even though I'm selling you this computer, I don't really know anything about it.

I know next to nothing about windows 7 and have never had a copy of windows vista or 7 installed on my home computer (if I had to use windows all the time, I would be using windows 2000).The sum total of my hands-on windows 7 experience has been while showing it to customers just like you.

I don't know any more about this computer than you do. When I help you compare it to other computers, I am simply comparing the specs, which are printed on a little card situated directly in front of the display model. Any additional information I provide you with was obtained (mere seconds ago!) from google.

I have no idea if brand X is any better than brand Y. I have my suspicions that they are all exactly the same. I am, however, trying to get you to buy brand Y, just to see if I can. The next customer I have is going to be sold brand Z. I feel this gives the department some consistency, as if it were an evenly buttered piece of bread.

Printers are worse. Much worse. Please don't buy a printer from me. I am frantically making shit up.