Searching for a job and filling information about my previous employers has shoveled up more employment related memories than I thought I had. Here is a list of some of my previous jobs, listed in approximate chronological order and labeled with their most memorable tasks:
- Warming House Sitter
- Football Field Sitter
- Softball Field Sitter
- Computer Takaparter, Putterbacktogetherer and Starter Uper
- Can Crushing Machine Operator
- Pool Nightwatchman
- Mail Getter
- Bucket Filler
- Light Bulb Changer and Stealth Sleeper
- Column Runner
- Computational Chemistry Homework Doer
About three quarters of my jobs have involved unlocking a room or building and then sitting in it.
12 years ago
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