Trashed

You know when there is a really nasty, full of broken shit house in a movie or tv show (usually a wretched hive of scum and/or villainy)? Do they pay people to trash the house? Can I have that job?

Dream

Last night I had a dream that I was in New Hampshire. I was also going to move there soon but I had to get a job in DC first. Also moving to NH involved sailing on a ship. I was worried I wouldn't be able to get my bike there.

Today, in addition to freaking out about job interviews I looked at grad schools online and freaked out about those as well. Then I bought some cheese. I didn't eat any, but I think the act of purchasing the cheese and knowing that its there makes me feel better.

I know very little about working retail, but I think I know enough that I don't want to do it for the rest of my life. Maybe I should go back to school. Like undergrad. Maybe just a few biology courses. Why didn't I do that before?

Need to:
Get Job
Get Apartment
Get Life
Transcend

Looking Back

Searching for a job and filling information about my previous employers has shoveled up more employment related memories than I thought I had. Here is a list of some of my previous jobs, listed in approximate chronological order and labeled with their most memorable tasks:

- Warming House Sitter
- Football Field Sitter
- Softball Field Sitter
- Computer Takaparter, Putterbacktogetherer and Starter Uper
- Can Crushing Machine Operator
- Pool Nightwatchman
- Mail Getter
- Bucket Filler
- Light Bulb Changer and Stealth Sleeper
- Column Runner
- Computational Chemistry Homework Doer

About three quarters of my jobs have involved unlocking a room or building and then sitting in it.

A Bit of a Change

I didn't procrastinate today. Or yesterday for that matter. I've been in DC looking at apartments and applying for jobs. I think the new situation has disoriented me and distracted me from my mission. I'll have to get back on the procrastination jet as soon as I can.

Uh Oh

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